Silly Quotes

1456 Silly quotes by 1050 unique authors

My dad is a very quick-witted, sarcastic, dry, humorous guy, whereas my mom's very silly, and that side of the family is very musical. — Tim Heidecker
Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week. — Groucho Marx
Today's parents grew up with the silly notion that music was meant to be heard. — Bill Cosby
Youth is a silly, vapid state, Old age with fears and ills is rife, This simple boon I beg of Fate - A thousand years… — Carolyn Wells
Nature meant for me a wife, a silly harmless household Dove, fond without art; and kind without deceit. — John Dryden
From silly devotions and from sour-faced saints, good Lord, deliver us. — Teresa of Avila
Most of us would be upset if we were accused of being "silly." But the word "silly" comes from the old English word "selig," and… — Zig Ziglar
Microsoft made a big deal about Windows NT getting a C2 security rating. They were much less forthcoming with the fact that this rating only… — Bruce Schneier
Nothing to be done really about animals. Anything you do looks foolish. The answer isn't in us. It's almost as if were put here on… — Russell Hoban
Mother goddesses are just as silly a notion as father gods. If a revival of the myths of these cults gives woman emotional satisfaction, it… — Angela Carter
It is because we don't know who we are, because we are unaware that the Kingdom of Heaven is within us, that we behave in… — Aldous Huxley
Archimedes will be remembered when Aeschylus is forgotten, because languages die and mathematical ideas do not. "Immortality" may be a silly word, but probably a… — G. H. Hardy
Christianity is such a silly religion. — Gore Vidal
...finally men were saved only through God's son dying for them, and that unless human beings believed this silly, impossible and wicked story they were… — Clarence Darrow
My singing silenced the bullies, but better than that, it silenced the demons inside me. When you're jeered at, told to shut up, sit still,… — Susan Boyle
The complete life, the perfect pattern, includes old age as well as youth and maturity. The beauty of the morning and the radiance of noon… — W. Somerset Maugham
I've had women tell me that when their daughters see them taking care of themselves, and being defined from within, and thinking for themselves instead… — Naomi Judd
When I'm drinking around people, I tend to get silly or pugnacious or wild, which can cause problems. — Charles Bukowski
As long as the arabs fight tribe against tribe, so long will they be a little people, a silly people, greedy, barbarous and cruel. — T.E. Lawrence
Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. — Gordon R Dickson
Are you trying to tell all of us we have a bad signal-to-noise ratio? — Robert A. Heinlein
Opinions are like feet. Everybody's got a couple, and they usually stink. — Unknown Author
I have noticed that what cats most appreciate in a human being is not the ability to produce food, which they take for granted -… — Unknown Author
I really didn't say everything I said. — Yogi Berra
The similarities between me and my father are different. — Dale Berra

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