Silly Quotes

1456 Silly quotes by 1050 unique authors

Half this game is 90 percent mental. — Danny Ozark
It's like an Alcatraz around my neck — Thomas Menino
A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it. — Israel Zangwill
Between a fellow who is stupid and honest and one who is smart and crooked, I will take the first. I won't get much out… — Lewis Blaine Hershey
I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones. — John Peel
If it takes a lot of words to say what you have in mind, give it more thought. — Unknown Author
The question now is: Can we understand our stupidity? This is a test of intellect, not of character. — Unknown Author
Hide your gold, your faith and the reason of you journey. — Unknown Author
My grandmother was not a highly educated woman, but she told me as a small child to quit feeding stray animals. You know why? Because… — Unknown Author
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you. — Virginia Foxx
Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas. — Michele Bachmann
And now, will y'all stand and be recognized. — Gib Lewis
Okay, everyone, now inhale... and then dehale! — Unknown Author
Our strength is that we don't have any weaknesses. Our weakness is that we don't have any real strengths. — Frank Broyles
I like dogs better [than people]. They give you unconditional love. They either lick your face or bite you, but you always know where they're… — Greg Louganis
What you teach us to do is good; what you teach us to believe is silly. — Unknown Author
If you make a habit of sincere prayer, your life will be very noticeably and profoundly altered. Prayer stamps with its indelible mark our actions… — Alexis Carrel
The Americans, they always depend on a method what I call ... stupid, silly. All I ask is check yourself. Do not in fact repeat… — Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
Don't think that I'm silly for liking it, I just happen to like the simple little things, and I love cats! — Unknown Author
A man that is ashamed of passions that are natural and reasonable is generally proud of those that are shameful and silly. — Mary Wortley Montagu
The state is a force incarnate. Worse, it is the silly parading of force. It never seeks to prevail by persuasion. Whenever it thrusts its… — Mikhail Bakunin
You're considered superficial and silly if you are interested in fashion....But I think you can be substantial and still be interested in frivolity. — Sofia Coppola
Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it. — Jerome K. Jerome
Complaining is silly. Either act or forget. — Stefan Sagmeister
What would Chess be without silly mistakes? — Unknown Author

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