Silly Quotes
1456 Silly quotes by 1050 unique authors
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Take a pitcher full of water and set it down in the water-now it has water inside and water outside. We mustn't give it a…
— Kabir
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Heaven is going to be a vast, colorful tapestry of living things. God is a God of life....Does this seem too childish and silly to…
— Anthony DeStefano
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Human beings are not comparable. You can't compare us any more than you can compare roses and oranges, or mountains and the sea. You might…
— Barbara Sher
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Gives not the hawthorn bush a sweeter shade To shepherds, looking on their silly sheep, Than doth a rich embroider'd canopy To kings that fear…
— William Shakespeare
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People are, if anything, more touchy about being thought silly than they are about being thought unjust.
— Elwyn Brooks White
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There's nothing Israel can do without US support. It can't breathe without US support. The US bankrolls everything, and it's just silly to think that…
— Norman Finkelstein
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It's a little silly to finally learn how to write at this age. But I long ago realized I was secretly sincere.
— Annie Dillard
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I never had any lessons. When I first started playing I used to read music. I was very interested in music. But when I started…
— John Bonham
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Does a man of sense run after every silly tale of hobgoblins or fairies, and canvass particularly the evidence? I never knew anyone, that examined…
— David Hume
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You young men of the priesthood, resolve to live the way you should. Don't be caught up in some of the silly things that are…
— David B. Haight
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I keep bumping into that silly quotation attributed to me that says 640K of memory is enough. There's never a citation; the quotation just floats…
— Bill Gates
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If you look at my bookings, they've gone down each season. That's something I'm trying to keep improving. On the pitch you don't want any…
— Wayne Rooney
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I do intelligent roles. I don't want to be labeled as doing silly movies. I'm more mature than kids my age because I'm constantly surrounded…
— Mischa Barton
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You are a vain fellow. You want to be a hero. That is why you do such silly things. A hero!... I don't quite know…
— Romain Rolland
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This writing business. Pencils and what-not. Over-rated, if you ask me. Silly stuff. Nothing in it.
— A A Milne
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Don't move your money from Bear! That's just being silly! Don't be silly!
— Jim Cramer
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People will insist on treating the mons Veneris as though it were Mount Everest. Too silly!
— Aldous Huxley
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Who on earth invented the silly convention that it is boring or impolite to talk shop? Nothing is more interesting to listen to, especially if…
— Wystan Hugh Auden
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You can play Bach on the piano, a symphony orchestra or a quartet of saxophones, but let's stop this silly, childish business of knit your…
— Unknown Author
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Let the record show that you can be a United States senator for 21 years. You can be 79 years old. You can be the…
— Dianne Feinstein
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If there are signs that Americans bow to the gods of advertising, there are equally indications that people find the gods ridiculous. It is part…
— Michael Schudson
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When a man says it's a silly childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at.
— Unknown Author
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Inventive genius requires pleasurable mental activity as a condition for its vigorous exercise. "Necessity is the mother of invention" is a silly proverb. "Necessity is…
— Alfred North Whitehead
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If I ever modelled for Calvin Klein I'd give myself to a flock of fans to beat me silly with a baseball bat.
— Joey Jordison
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There are credentials for admission to our democratic society [...]. You have to be educated in order to be a participant in our conversation So…
— Richard Rorty
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