"If I ever modelled for Calvin Klein I'd……" — Joey Jordison

If I ever modelled for Calvin Klein I'd give myself to a… - Joey Jordison

"If I ever modelled for Calvin Klein I'd give myself to a flock of fans to beat me silly with a baseball bat."

— Joey Jordison

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