Baseball Bat Quotes

36 quotes by 35 authors

One night I went over to get some dope from some Hollywood tough guy. After I left, my son Scott, who was only fifteen, went… — James Caan
The Golf Hall of Fame is full of players with unusual looking swings. Some of the prettiest swings you've ever seen in your life are… — Peter Jacobsen
The proliferation of state concealed carry laws has evidently reduced the rate of violent street crime to a considerable extent. When the goblins do not… — Jeff Cooper
Believe it or not the war on Iraq is based on a sound scientific principle, The bee hive principle. Which clearly states that if you… — John Oliver
I grew up in the '60s, which was a creative time, so it wasn't that big of a stretch to go from a baseball bat… — Abel Ferrara
Trying to analyze a situation without enough data was like looking at a photograph of a ball in flight and trying to gauge its direction.… — Marcus Sakey
The beanball is one of the meanest things on Earth and no decent fellow would use it. The beanball is a potential murderer. If I… — Walter Johnson
If I ever modelled for Calvin Klein I'd give myself to a flock of fans to beat me silly with a baseball bat. — Joey Jordison
You take all the offensive linemen and put them in a burlap bag, and then you take a baseball bat and beat on the bag.… — Deacon Jones
I developed a term that is used in the game right now called sacking a quarterback. Sacking a quarterback is just like you devastate a… — Deacon Jones
How do you combat a man with a firearm? You don't combat him with a golf club, baseball bat or a knife. You combat him… — Luke Scott
If someone wants to lead a double life, they will find a way to do it. And they can promise you things until your nerves… — Stephanie Klein
If you want to end darkness you cannot beat it with a baseball bat, you have to turn on a light. — Marianne Williamson
If people got hit on the head by a baseball bat every week, pretty soon they would invent reasons why getting hit on the head… — Eliezer Yudkowsky
There are some people who might look better if you smacked them in the head with a baseball bat. — Jared Leto
Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. — Joel Osteen
When you're mad at someone, it's probably best not to break his arm with a baseball bat. — Evel Knievel
You know, I'm from Boston, and in Boston, you are born with a baseball bat in your hand. — Eli Roth
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You… — Robin Williams
They took a baseball bat and whacked open his head. Mummy Boy fell to the ground; he finally was dead. Inside of his head were… — Tim Burton

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