"Don't pick on your sister when she's holding…" — Joel Osteen

"Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat."

— Joel Osteen

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657 Quotes by Joel Osteen

Joel Osteen has 657 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Just because we're in a STRESSFUL situation doesn't mean that we have to get stressed out. You may be in…
It is better to be lonely than allow people who are not going anywhere keep you from your destiny.
When you get knocked down, don't stay down; get back up again. Nothing good is going to happen as long…
When you go through a loss, a disappointment or a bad break up, don't expect to come out the same.…
Slow down and enjoy the journey right now. Take time for the people in your life. They won't always be…
You may have failed, but you are not a failure. That's what you did. That's not who you are.
If you have your health, if you have people in your life to love, you are blessed. Slow down and…
No matter how many mistakes you've made in the past, or what sort of difficulties you struggle with now, you…
Not every person is going to understand you and that's okay. They have a right to their opinion and you…
If you cannot get along with yourself, you'll never be able to get along with other people.
Every day, set your mind in the right direction. Find something to be grateful for.
You are full of potential. You are overflowing with creativity. There's nothing in your heart that you cannot accomplish.

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In 2002, in this country, there was an observation that for the first time in America, more kids were actively… — Stephen Baldwin
It's a great day for a ball game; let's play two! — Ernie Banks
Awards mean a lot, but they don't say it all. The people in baseball mean more to me than statistics. — Ernie Banks
Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball, the rules and realities of the… — Jacques Barzun
Baseball may be our national pastime, but the age-old tradition of taking a swing at Congress is a sport with… — Evan Bayh
A catcher and his body are like the outlaw and his horse. He's got to ride that nag till it… — Johnny Bench
Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets. — Yogi Berra
Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical. — Yogi Berra
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six. — Yogi Berra
It's like deja-vu, all over again. — Yogi Berra
Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded. — Yogi Berra
I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change… — Yogi Berra

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