All Joey Jordison Quotes
- I wake up: I am mental, I got to bed and I am mental, I am mental within my dreams, I am mental within my… Bed
- I use Pearl Eliminator Pedals and I swear by them. Eliminator
- If I ever modelled for Calvin Klein I'd give myself to a flock of fans to beat me silly with a baseball bat. Baseball
- Ross (Robinson) is insane! Once, when we were recording here, he threw a potted plant at me. It exploded on the wall over my head… Awesome
- Oasis. Those guys suck dick and we want to fight them. Dick
- Once in grade school, we were watching a movie with the lights out and I puked all over my desk. I was so freaked out… All
- I'm going to shit in a box and send it to Wolverhampton council! We'll see how acceptable they find that! Anyway, I'm sure I can… Acceptable
- Some people may think that we hate Korn and Limp Bizkit, but that's not entirely true, we just hate Korn's 3rd album and Limp Bizkit's… Album
- No, I don't think in that way. Being of the anonymous factor is to keep all the rock star cliche and the ego bullshit gone,… All
- We wanted to create the kind of band of whom I'd be jealous if we went and saw them. We dug deep inside and pulled… Band
- For us, there's nothing like playing all out pissed, agressive music! Agressive
- Ross had me pounding that kit so hard that my hands were bleeding. They were covered in these bloody bandages! Bandages
- The blank expression suits me. Just don't call us a pro wrestling band I'm short and I can't wrestle. Band
- When I first heard of this band I was like I either have to be in this band or destroy it cause its so good. Band
- It fits It dosn't...talk so I'm not sure check back in a month! Check
- We are metal we are not the Insane Clown Posse, They throw around faygo pops and we throw around human feces, hows that for ya? Around Human
- Well it works for me because it's kinda a pivotal thing for being in the bands like have to lay down all the drums and… All
- "Being out there doing this and having someone water it down and manafacture it. To me its not worth doing anything in my life if… Cant
- Joey got the nickname superball when slipknot played this show that he thought was terrible,the guys were telling me I was bouncing 10 feet off… Bouncing
- Ross is insane! Once, when we were recording here, he threw a potted plant at me. It exploded on the wall over my head and… Awesome