Silly Quotes

1456 Silly quotes by 1050 unique authors

[Mrs. Teasdale]: He's had a change of heart. [Groucho]: A lot of good that'll do him. He's still got the same face. — Groucho Marx
Now there's a man with an open mind - you can feel the breeze from here! — Groucho Marx
Remember men, you are fighting for the ladies honor, which is probably more than she ever did. — Groucho Marx
We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. . . But we're going back next week. — Groucho Marx
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? — Groucho Marx
Why was I with her? She reminds me of you. In fact, she reminds me more of you than you do! — Groucho Marx
You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters? — Groucho Marx
I think we're making progress. We understand where the power of this country lay. It lies in the hearts and souls of Americans. It must… — George W. Bush
But as importantly, it lies in the fact that we've got citizens from all walks of life, all political parties, that are willing to say,… — George W. Bush
I've coined new words, like, misunderstanding and Hispanically. — George W. Bush
I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family. — George W. Bush
Put the 'off' button on. — George W. Bush
A really companionable and indispensable dog is an accident of nature. You can't get it by breeding for it, and you can't buy it with… — Elwyn Brooks White
The dog is a yes-animal. Very popular with people who can't afford a yes man. — Robertson Davies
The old dog barks backward without getting up I can remember when he was a pup. — Robert Frost
The ballparks have gotten too crowded. That's why nobody goes to see the game anymore. — Yogi Berra
I know the Virginia players are smart because you need a 1500 SAT to get in. I have to drop bread crumbs to get our… — George Raveling
If I did that, I'd be sticking my head in a moose. — Samuel Goldwyn
The loss of life will be irreplaceable. — Dan Quayle
The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular? — David Sarnoff
I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. — Gary Cooper
If you've seen one redwood tree, you've seen them all — Ronald Reagan
Who in their right mind would ever need more than 640k of ram!? — Bill Gates
He was a man of great statue — Thomas Menino
It's a question of whether we're going to go forward into the future, or past to the back. — Dan Quayle

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