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Shower Quotes by Nikhil Saluja
- Taking a long time to shower, just cause you like to stand there, under the warm water, doing nothing.
- I'm organizing a baby shower for my girlfriend. She's a midget.
- Okay. - the only thing ever said by guys in Sex, Shower and Sandwitch.
- Steps into shower. Then turns the water on.
- I'm about to take a shower. Adjust your secret web cams accordingly
- Having to poop after a shower is basically your body's way of pranking you.
- If I make sure I keep my eyes open during the shower, the guy with a chainsaw behind the shower curtain won't kill me.
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- I will send a shower of roses. — Therese of Lisieux
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