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• In New York State they have a strange law that says you can't get a divorce unless you can prove adultery -… — Woody Allen
• I said to this priest: 'Am I expected to believe that if I went out and had an affair that God was… — Diana Dors
• Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery: But I say unto you,… — Bible
• Thou shalt not commit adultry is a command which makes no distinction between the following persons. They are all required to obey… — Mark Twain
• The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post “Thou shalt not steal,” “Thou shalt… — George Carlin
• Once, I had to drive Oliver to soccer, was ten minutes late, and learned that there had apparently been a misprint in… — Deb Caletti
• The real reason that we cant have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse: You cannot post Thou shalt not steal, Thou shalt… — Bhaboo
• Thou shalt not commit adultery, Thou shalt not kill, Thou shalt not steal, Thou shalt not bear false witness, Thou shalt not… — Bible

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