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The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.
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And quit bringing up our forefathers and saying they were civil libertarians. Our founding fathers would have never tolerated any of this…
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You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins…
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My fear of flying starts as soon as I buckle myself in and then the guy up front mumbles a few unintelligible…
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Why should I hate someone on the basis of their religion, when I can take a little time to get to know…
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Lotto fever hit New York again this week, and like the old saying goes, 'You gotta be in it to win it'...…
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In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update would like to remind you: when you…
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There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.
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And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to get than…
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I rant, therefore I am
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After 7 years of marriage, I am sure of 2 things: First, never wallpaper together and second, you'll need 2 bathrooms .…
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Big deal, so he scored. The last time I saw someone dance like that I had to pay her $20 and have…
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I've seen better coverage at an Alan Keyes press conference.
— Dennis Miller
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I have seen better faces in my time Than stands on any shoulder that I see Before me at this instant.
— William Shakespeare
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Only he who has seen better days and lives to see better days again knows their full value.
— Mark Twain
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Things can be seen better in the darkness," he said, as if he had just seen into her mind. "But the longer…
— Haruki Murakami
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We have seen better days.
— William Shakespeare
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I think that over the last few decades, we have seen better economic outcomes than in the past.
— Martin Feldstein
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'I have seen better days, but I have also seen worse. I don't have everything I want, but I do have all…
— Andrew Guzaldo
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I've seen better days, but I've also seen worse. I don't have everything I want, but I do have all I need.…
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I 've seen Better days, But I 've also seen Worse. I don't have everything that I want, But I do have…
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You may have seen better days, but you have also seen worse. You might not have all your wants, but you do…
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I've seen better days, I've also seen worse but the only thing I can't bear to see is my mother's tears.
— Usman Ismaheel
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You probably woke up with a few aches and pains this morning, but you woke up. You've seen better days, but you've…
— Melchor Lim
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