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• The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of…
• I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not for the fact that the TV news…
• The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire.
• It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
• Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.
• To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.
• It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes…
• The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through street grates.

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