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Scientist Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- NASA scientists have discovered a new form of life, unfortunately, it won't date them either.
- So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists—they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a…
- Science attacks our most cherished opinions. Opinions which come straight from our collective gut. Oh, wait, according to gastroenterologists, the only thing that comes from…
- Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping.
More Scientist Quotes
- When I am in the company of scientists, I feel like a shabby curate who has strayed by mistake into a drawing… — Wystan Hugh Auden
- My point is that perceptual bias can affect nut jobs and scientists alike. If we hold too rigidly to what we think… — Martha Beck
- That atomic energy though harnessed by American scientists and army men for destructive purposes may be utilised by other scientists for humanitarian… — Mahatma Gandhi
- I have flown twice over Mount St. Helens out on our West Coast. I'm not a scientist and I don't know the… — Ronald Reagan
- The scientific method of examining facts is not peculiar to one class of phenomena and to one class of workers; it is… — Karl Pearson
- In recent weeks we learned that scientists have created human embryos in test tubes solely to experiment on them. This is deeply… — George W. Bush
- Most scientists know what needs to be done to save our Earth. But the politicians don't listen to them. They will listen… — Pete Seeger
- It is not only visitors to the zoo who are fascinated but uneasy in the presence of chimpanzees; the same is true… — Frans de Waal