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Say Quotes by Lewis Black
- I'm amazed that anyone is interested in what I have to say.
- I'm not a great joke writer, which is odd for a comic to say, but I'm not.
- Kids seem to get me when I play colleges - they like it because I go after them. They'll come up after and say I…
- Saying that the Palestinian people aren't really a people - that's not a zany thing to say. That's a psychotic thing to say in the…
- When people come to my act any time after Thanksgiving, I usually say, You shouldn't be here. You should be shopping. Our economy depends on…
- That's the funny thing about religion: it doesn't matter what you say, you're going to upset someone.
- The only thing dumber than a Democrat or a Republican is when those pricks work together. You see, in our two-party system, the Democrats are…
- Now, they say that New Zealand is beautiful and I do not know -- because after 22 hours on a plane any landmass would be…
- Behind me, I heard a young woman of 25 say, "If it weren’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college." Now,…
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