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Say Quotes by Eddie Izzard
- If you're choking in a restaurant you can just say the magic words, 'Heimlich maneuver,' and all will be well. Trouble is, it's difficult to…
- You say 'erbs, and we say Herbs because there's a f*****g H in it!
- My stand-up is quite good now, people say. It's just like a big conversation each time. Every gig is a rehearsal.
- They say that 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well I think the gun helps. If you just stood there and yelled BANG, I…
- You can't land on the moon and say, "Ooh, it's all sticky! It's covered in jam!
- They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think…
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