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- Dating means doing a lot of fun things you will never do again if you get married. The fun stops with marriage because you're trying…
- Let's talk about how to fill out your 1984 tax return. Here's an often overlooked accounting technique that can save you thousands of dollars: For…
- If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without…
- The difference between men and women is that, if given the choice between saving the life of an infant or catching a fly ball, a…
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- When I immersed myself in prayer and united myself with all the Masses that were being celebrated all over the world at… — Mary Faustina Kowalska
- What is the possible benefit? Can this material save lives? Can it improve the quality of life in Iraq? Can it tend… — Julian Assange
- The only defense is offense, which means that you have to kill more women and children more quickly than the enemy if… — Stanley Baldwin
- I think the most important thing people can do to save our planet and the human race is to empower women! — Robert Ballard
- We run around so much - with the best intentions: I want to save the rain forest. I've gotta clean up the… — Ed Begley, Jr.
- I used to save all my rejection slips because I told myself, one day I'm going to autograph these and auction them.… — James Lee Burke
- If we say that God has always been, why not save a step and conclude that the universe has always been? — Carl Sagan
- "None is good, save One, that is, God", as the Lord Jesus bath said. The rest are only tools in His hands.… — Swami Vivekananda