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Sarcastic Quotes by Michiiko
- I'm muti-talented. Why? Cuz' I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
- Being a 2 sided bitch is hard isn't it? I don't know what side to slap first.
More Sarcastic Quotes
- The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle
- Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what's right. — Isaac Asimov
- You're about as useful as a one-legged man at an arse kicking contest. — Rowan Atkinson
- The clear problem of the outlawing of insult is that too many things can be interpreted as such. Criticism, ridicule, sarcasm, merely… — Rowan Atkinson
- People seem to enjoy things more when they know a lot of other people have been left out of the pleasure. — Russell Baker
- Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock. — John Barrymore
- You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony. — John Barrymore
- What I claim is to live to the full the contradiction of my time, which may well make sarcasm the condition of… — Roland Barthes