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- My penis and I have had the same secret handshake for 13 years. Friends forever.
- Did you hear about the new Playboy magazine for married men? It has the same pictures, month after month after month after...
- Not to brag but I'm such a polite bitch, I'll tell you excuse me and shut the fuck up in the same sentence
- What is the biggest benefit of having a Girlfriend or Boyfriend in the same school where you study? - '100 PERCENT ATTENDANCE'
- I've been in love with the same woman for 10 years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me!
- I like to 69* *cut my sandwiches diagonally then eat them at the same time
- Friends we can't all be amazing and talented at the same time. I mean, except me.
- If God Was A Woman.... All women would have the same size breasts
- Fun fact: Poop is the only word in the English language that can have its last letter removed and it still means the exact same…
- Amazing Home Remedies: Never, under any circumstances, take a laxative and sleeping pills on the same night.
- Having tweets favorited rather than being retweeted isn't the same thing as getting friend zoned but it feels similar
- How to Piss Off A Woman : Ask her how she prepared a meal. If she wants to know why you want to know, say…
- Drinking a non-alcoholic beer is like licking your sisters pussy. It might taste the same but it's not fucking right.
- Just when I start to think I lack talent, I sneeze and fart at the same time.
- Money cant buy Happiness, but it pays for internet, which is pretty much the same thing.!!
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