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- If you don't squeeze your girlfriend's boob and honk the car horn at the same time, then what the fuck?
- Fight for me, and I promise you I will do the same.
- Are you okay? Always the same question. I'm fine. Always the same lie.
- On my phone google search box looks the same as twitter box. If you find me tweeting something like sleeping incest sex please just ignore…
- You know you've found true love when you catch yourself falling in love with the same person over and over again.
- Ladies: when your parents told you as a child don't spit honey, it's not lady like. Those same rules apply to blowjobs too.
- Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
- Whats one thing that all women have in common? They all moan in the same language.
- You are dumb for even trying. Is the only sentence in English that can be read either sides and give the same meaning.
- I ate sushi and pizza in the same day because my diet is a woman's Tumblr page.
- Knowledge Never ends..So start reading now ...and tomorrow teach me the same
- Experience is the key to not making same mistakes again, whatever mistakes you've made is part of building you to understand life better.
- It's funny how everyday seems the same, yet when you look back a lot has changed.
- LOVE, A situation -- when it is true, does not mean gazing into each other's eyes, but looking outward together in the same direction life…
- MARRIAGE, A tradition which would suffer considerably if men had to pay the minister the same fee they will eventually have to pay the divorce…
- MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, is best assured when, instead of looking at each other, the two look out in the same direction;
- You are brave... when you overcome your fear and help others to do the same.
- WIFE, A woman who, in the same breath, can complain she has nothing to wear, and is bemoaning she needs more closet space;
- Love & electricity are one in the same, my dear. If you do not feel the jolt in your soul every time a kiss is…
- Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel: Has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice; takes care of business.
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