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- Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
- Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find…
- Why can't Americans do their own taxes? Because the federal Tax Code is out of control, that's why. It's gigantic and insanely complex, and it…
- I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules,including: Both of your socks should always be the same color, Or they should at…
- European toilet paper is made from the same material that Americans use for roofing, which is why Europeans tend to remain standing throughout soccer matches.
- Today's beauty ideal, strictly enforced by the media, is a person with the same level of body fat as a paper clip.
- Unless you live in Indonesia, there should be several malls within five miles of your home. It makes no difference whatsoever which one you go…
- I have read that, on the average, the Japanese are getting taller, but at the moment they seem to be about the same height as…
- Take the folks at Coca-Cola. For many years, they were content to sit back and make the same old carbonated beverage. It was a good…
- Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the Holiday Season, that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing…
- If you asked me to name the three scariest threats facing the human race, I would give the same answer that most people would: nuclear…
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- Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life. — Aristophanes
- To different minds, the same world is a hell, and a heaven. — Ralph Waldo Emerson
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- It is a most certain truth, that the richer we see ourselves to be, confessing at the same time our poverty, the… — Teresa of Avila
- Whoever wants to set a good example must add a grain of foolishness to his virtue: then others can imitate and yet… — Friedrich Nietzsche
- I don't want to convert people to Buddhism — all major religions, when understood properly, have the same potential for good. — Dalai Lama
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- We have domesticated God's transcendence. We often learn about God at about the same time as we are learning about Santa Claus;… — Karen Armstrong