« All S Crazy Quotes
·
Anthony Jeselnik's Page
S Crazy Quotes by Anthony Jeselnik
1 S Crazy quote by Anthony Jeselnik
More Quotes by Anthony Jeselnik
Anthony Jeselnik has 30 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
-
I've got a long history of suicid in my family; the good news is it skips a generation, so, if I'm lucky,…
-
This past Christmas, I told my girlfriend for months in advance that all I wanted was an Xbox. That's it. Beginning and…
-
My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person... so I can get a better girlfriend.
-
Mike Tyson, what can I say about you that hasn’t already been the title of a Richard Pryor album?
-
Charlie Sheen called his boss on 'Two and a Half Men' a 'Jew ki**' and expected to go back to work. That’s crazy.…
-
God, that Anthony Jeselnik Show sounds really funny.
-
My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut. I don't understand why she's crying. I'm the one who has to get a…
-
Katey Sagal, you are an incredible actress. You worked on ‘Married with Children,’ the show that changed comedy, ‘Sons of Anarchy,’ the…
-
You know how everybody has that one weird creepy uncle? Well, Seth Green looks like he got raped by all of them.
-
Ellen Barkin, your upcoming TV show ‘The New Normal’ premiers on September 11th. September 11th, that sounds about right. Every clip I’ve…
-
Wayne Brady, I don’t understand why people keep joking that you’re not black. Wayne Brady, you are BLACK. After all, I only…
-
The world is full of horrible things...
See all 30 quotes by Anthony Jeselnik »
More S Crazy Quotes
Popular S Crazy quotes from across the collection:
-
You push so far past the normal boundaries of what’s O.K. in society. I’m always fully aware of, ‘You can’t do this’……
— Melissa McCarthy
-
Charlie Sheen called his boss on 'Two and a Half Men' a 'Jew ki**' and expected to go back to work. That’s crazy.…
— Anthony Jeselnik
-
And I fear that my place gets taken by some other one, very lucky and not too shy, who flirts with your…
— Nizar Qabbani
-
Time really has gone by fast. I don’t know if your path is pre-written or what, but it’s crazy how one thing…
— Torrie Wilson
-
It’s crazy. Since there have been men and women, there have been funny women... f**king idiot-ass men keep saying that women aren't…
— Andy Samberg
-
Development, it turns out, occurs through this process of progressively more complex exchange between a child and somebody else- especially somebody who’s…
— Urie Bronfenbrenner
-
It’s crazy to think North West can already read better than Kendall Jenner.
— Kendall Jenner
-
People will travel anywhere for good food – it’s crazy.
— Rene Redzepi
-
Whenever I meet people for the first time, I get them to talk for ten minutes. Then I size them up from…
— Haruki Murakami
-
This guy goes to a psychiatrist and says, Doc, my brother’s crazy. He thinks he’s a chicken. The doctor says, Well, why…
— Woody Allen
-
I’m Lila, and yes, he’s crazy. But you must have noticed that before now. He was crazy back when I knew him,…
— Holly Black
-
Never tell a crazy person he’s crazy.
— Tina Fey
See all S Crazy Quotes »
Browse Anthony Jeselnik Quotes by Category