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The hockey lockout of 1994 - 1995 has been settled. They have stopped bickering... and can now get down to some serious…
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There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?
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Texas is reportedly going to give college students the right to carry guns on campus. So I guess that next semester, every…
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The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.
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Real life is about reacting quickly to the opportunity at hand, not the opportunity you envisioned. Not thinking and scheming for the…
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Earlier today, the White House released President Bush's tax return. Not surprisingly, under dependents, the president listed Iraq
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Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this…
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Al Gore announced he is finishing up a new book about global warming and the environment. Yeah, the first chapter talks about…
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By the power invested in me by the state of New York and the Universal Life Church, I now pronounce you husband…
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Lenscrafters is upset with Tea Partier Michele Bachmann because she called Planned Parenthood 'the Lenscrafters of abortion.' Lenscrafters released a statement today…
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President Obama , I guess, is starting to confess to some of his anxieties. In a recent interview, President Obama said, 'I…
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Today, possible presidential candidate Donald Trump released his birth certificate. It lists his eyes as blue and his hair as ridiculous.
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I've been working with Pat Robertson on Africa debt-relief, and we disagree on virtually everything except certain very specific, inalienable rights, and…
— George Clooney
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I remember the actor Dale Robertson said he quit acting when he got tired of having to hold his stomach in. I…
— Ted Shackelford
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Once again, Pat Robertson leaves us speechless with his insensitivity and arrogance.
— Ralph Neas
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On one side you have book burners, Congressional wives and Pat Robertson. On the other side, you have vulgar comedians, foul-mouthed rap…
— Sandra Bernhard
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Phil Robertson and his family are great citizens of the State of Louisiana. The politically correct crowd is tolerant of all viewpoints,…
— Bobby Jindal
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We’re Bible-thumpers who just happened to end up on television. You put in your article that the Robertson family really believes strongly…
— Phil Robertson
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The oldest philosophy in the world is conservatism, and I go clear back to the first Greeks. ... When you say 'radical…
— Barry Goldwater
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This guy (Pat Robertson) obviously wants to be a prophet so bad. I wonder if he walks around at home dressed up…
— Pat Condell
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Link is a quiet man to meet- easy and courteous. His music, though, betrays that deep inside he gets very very mean…
— Pete Townshend
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During my time in the entourages of Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson, I never saw either of them attack and punish those…
— Mel White
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The Robertson family and bad ideas go together like biscuits and jam.
— Willie Robertson
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Just to be clear, if, like Pat Robertson, you somehow missed all the evidence, all the research, the depth and breadth of…
— Anderson Cooper
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