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Right Quotes by Bill Maher
- God knows life sucks. It's right there in the Bible. The book of Job is all about Job asking God to take away pain and…
- Look at the list of liberals who are active in politics, if not running. Barbra Streisand, Sean Penn, Warren Beatty, Springsteen, Spielberg... And then you…
- Over the last 30 odd years, Democrats have moved to the right and the right has moved into the mental hospital. So what we have…
- Which is why I'd like to tip off law enforcement to an even larger child-abusing religious cult. Its leader also has a compound. And this…
- North Carolina right now is going apeshit in a way no state ever has. Take every crazy, angry idea your drunk, right-wing uncle mumbles at…
- New Rule: Gay marriage won't lead to dog marriage. It is not a slippery slope to rampant inter-species coupling. When women got the right to…
- To all conservative women out there: If you are so sure the embryo needed for stem cell research are precious human life that can't be…
- At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution.
- Ask your doctor if getting off your ass is right for you
- Freedom isn't free. It shouldn't be a bragging point that 'Oh, I don't get involved in politics,' as if that makes someone cleaner. No, that…
- Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to…
- Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?
- The country has become much more conservative, partly because it's been taken over by the religious right.
- This is a ridiculous heat wave we're in right now, and to contribute, Newt Gingrich said that for the entire month of June, he will…
- There's a phrase we live by in America: "In God We Trust". It's right there where Jesus would want it: on our money.
- "Hi. You know with everything going down in West Palm Beach, and the holidays right around the corner I couldn't think of a better time…
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