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- Rick Perry said Obama's suggestions for gun control disgust him. He said the real answer to this problem isn't laws, it's prayer. You know, i…
- Rick Santorum has come out against contraception and against college. He wants us literally to be f**king stupid.
- Rick Santorum doesn't like sex. He doesn't like the pill. He really doesn't like condoms. He said if men are going to pull something on…
- Down in Texas, Rick Perry announced he will not run for reelection. He said 'I executed one last woman, that fertilizer plant exploded, I returned…
- Between Ron Paul and Rick Perry, I think the lesson is don't get sick in Texas.
- Last week, I suggested the candidates take up mushrooms. I'll be damned if Rick Perry didn't take me up on that.
More Rick Quotes
- Chris Christie has been saying for a long time he's not interested in running. The media is trying to create a story… — Herman Cain
- Westerners know the difference between a talker and the real deal. If Rick Perry wasn't right to be governor of Texas, why… — Dick Cheney
- I would not a bit mind sleeping in the cool grass in summer, and when winter came on sheltering myself by the… — Oscar Wilde
- To be shelterless and alone in the open country, hearing the wind moan and watching for day through the whole long weary… — Charles Dickens
- Rick Perry said Obama's suggestions for gun control disgust him. He said the real answer to this problem isn't laws, it's prayer.… — Bill Maher
- There were a lot of Romneys. There was the Romney who was ; going to be better on gay rights than Ted… — Barney Frank
- It was Rick's Rubin idea to have the 'Brooklyn' verse repeat. It already was a story, but having that made it a… — Scott Avett
- When Rick Perry was told about Kim Jong Il, he said, 'I never heard of him, but then again, I don't listen… — Jay Leno