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Representative Chris Lee was forced to resign after sending a shirtless picture of himself to a woman on Craigslist. On the bright side, he DID…

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The hockey lockout of 1994 - 1995 has been settled. They have stopped bickering... and can now get down to some serious…
There are 17 more shopping days until Christmas. So, guys, that means 16 more days till we start shopping, right?
Texas is reportedly going to give college students the right to carry guns on campus. So I guess that next semester, every…
The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.
Real life is about reacting quickly to the opportunity at hand, not the opportunity you envisioned. Not thinking and scheming for the…
Earlier today, the White House released President Bush's tax return. Not surprisingly, under dependents, the president listed Iraq
Scientists say because of global warming they expect the world's oceans to rise four and a half feet. The scientists say this…
Al Gore announced he is finishing up a new book about global warming and the environment. Yeah, the first chapter talks about…
By the power invested in me by the state of New York and the Universal Life Church, I now pronounce you husband…
Lenscrafters is upset with Tea Partier Michele Bachmann because she called Planned Parenthood 'the Lenscrafters of abortion.' Lenscrafters released a statement today…
President Obama , I guess, is starting to confess to some of his anxieties. In a recent interview, President Obama said, 'I…
Today, possible presidential candidate Donald Trump released his birth certificate. It lists his eyes as blue and his hair as ridiculous.

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If a Pope clearly realizes that he is no longer physically, psychologically, and spiritually capable of handling the duties of his office,… — Pope Benedict XVI
I foresee that man will resign himself each day to new abominations, and soon that only bandits and soldiers will be left. — Jorge Luis Borges
I had to resign myself, many years ago, that I'm not too articulate when it comes to explaining how I feel about… — David Bowie
If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race. — Fred Allen
I am a President held prisoner, that I haven't resigned and I will not resign. — Hugo Chavez
Learn to... be what you are, and learn to resign with a good grace all that you are not. — Henri Frederic Amiel
Let us all resign ourselves into His hands, and pray that in all things He may guide us to do His Holy… — Mary MacKillop
So long as you live and work, you will be misunderstood; to that you must resign yourself once and for all. Be… — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
The Autocrat of all the Russias will resign his crown, and proclaim his subjects free republicans sooner than will our American masters… — Abraham Lincoln
Learn to limit yourself; to content yourself with some definite work; dare to be what you are and learn to resign with… — Henri Frederic Amiel
Any president that lies to the American people should have to resign. — William J. Clinton
Women never confess; even when they seemingly resign themselves to such a course, they are never sincere. — Emile Gaboriau

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