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• I found out that I'm a pretty bad father. I make a lot of mistakes and I don't know what I'm doing.…
• When my kids were younger, I used to avoid them. I used to sit on the toilet 'til my legs fell asleep.…
• Fathers have skills that they never use at home. You run a landscaping business and you can't dress and feed a four-year-old?…
• People say there's delays on flights. Delays, really? New York to California in five hours, that used to take 30 years, a…
• People come back from flights and tell you a story like it's a horror story. That's how bad they make it sound.…
• Spend time with your kids and have your own ideas about what they need. It won't take away your manhood; it will…
• ...Then I got divorced and everything changed, and I became a father in a whole new way and found a whole new…
• When you're a father in a marriage, you sort of become the mother's assistant. And you sort of get a list from…

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