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Really Quotes by Dave Barry
- Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
- If there really is a God who created the entire universe with all of its glories, and He decides to deliver a message to humanity,…
- First, a few words about this title. It isn't easy, coming up with book titles. A lot of the really good ones are taken. Thin…
- My theory is that there is a finite amount of intelligence in a family, and you're supposed to gradually transfer it to your children over…
- All the shopping malls and restaurants and airports are riddled with low-fidelity loudspeakers, which apparently have developed the ability to reproduce by themselves; these are…
- Megahertz: This is really, really big hertz.
- I like golf because you can be really terrible at it, and still not look much dorkier than anybody else.
- Socially prominent people are very fond of disease, because it gives them a chance to have these really elaborate charity functions, and the newspaper headlines…
- This (French-Kissing) is a really sexy thing to do, according to the French people, although you should bear in mind that they also like to…
- And, of course, you have the commercials where savvy businesspeople get ahead by using their MacIntosh computers to create the ultimate American business product: a…
- It was you readers who really came through, proving once again that when the American people decide to "get involved" in a problem, it is…
- The Japanese eat, sleep, and breathe golf; the only thing they don't do is actually play it, because to get on a course, you have…
- You should not use your fireplace, because scientists now believe that, contrary to popular opinion, fireplaces actually remove heat from houses. Really, that's what scientists…
- The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumber has already been cut and attached together in the form…
- Think, for a moment, of the countless happy childhood hours you spent with this amazing device: Drawing perfect horizontals, drawing perfect verticals, drawing really spastic…
- He felt a momentary pang of regret that he had not spent more time with his beloved wife. But it passed when he remembered that…
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- I work with really hard-working people who are really good at what they do. — J. J. Abrams
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- Yet, so far from laboring to know the forbidden tree of worldly pleasures and its various fruits, man gives himself up to… — Johann Arndt
- I find a lot of things kind of funny and I often say what's on my mind, and then get nine texts… — Kate Beckinsale
- The essence of Taoism is really expressed by these few words. Taoism is the way of the child, the way of the… — Frederick Lenz
- I'm just a part of the scenery, like an old shoe or a rug that you walk on every day but don't… — Superman
- May be my words are enough to tell you , How I feel,But you really need a heart to understand my silence. — Nishan Panwar