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The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.
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And quit bringing up our forefathers and saying they were civil libertarians. Our founding fathers would have never tolerated any of this…
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You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins…
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My fear of flying starts as soon as I buckle myself in and then the guy up front mumbles a few unintelligible…
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Why should I hate someone on the basis of their religion, when I can take a little time to get to know…
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Lotto fever hit New York again this week, and like the old saying goes, 'You gotta be in it to win it'...…
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In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update would like to remind you: when you…
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There is a chalk outline slowly being drawn around common sense and most people can't identify the victim.
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And by the way, my belief is that if men were the ones getting pregnant, abortions would be easier to get than…
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I rant, therefore I am
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After 7 years of marriage, I am sure of 2 things: First, never wallpaper together and second, you'll need 2 bathrooms .…
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Big deal, so he scored. The last time I saw someone dance like that I had to pay her $20 and have…
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Why should I hate someone on the basis of their religion, when I can take a little time to get to know…
— Dennis Miller
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Men (people) are rarely aware of the real reasons which motivate their actions.
— Edward Bernays
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Cliches about supporting the troops are designed to distract from failed policies, policies promoted by powerful special interests that benefit from war,…
— Ron Paul
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There were real reasons that you were attracted to somebody originally. The brain doesn't pick willy-nilly. Unless you part ways hating each…
— Helen Fisher
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I could only speak in the smallest, most intimate circles about the real reasons which made me undertake the changeover of the…
— Gustav Krupp
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Fake friends believe in rumors,. they r like ur shadow,.they follow u in the sun but leave ur side when it gets…
— Maria Micah Rosales
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Loneliness, good sex, and good memories can make you go back to a bad ex. Stay strong and remember the real reasons…
— Sonya Parker
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Fake friends; Laugh/mad at you without real reasons, Never remember you unless they need/use you, Never around when you need them.
— Pacifiersucker
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Cut off fake people for real reasons, Not real people for fake reasons.
— MBilal
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