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- The first thing I do when I receive wedding invitations in the mail is read them for typos.
- Sometimes I can't even read my own mind
- If girls came with instructions they would read: For best results shoot yourself in the face now.
- I was just about to get up and do something useful with my life but then I read a motivational tweet.
- You are dumb for even trying. Is the only sentence in English that can be read either sides and give the same meaning.
- Alphabet soup is just soup when you can't read
- I just read my timeline and now I want to unfollow myself.
- One of my main goals in life is to finally learn to read.
- I read that you have to give the person interviewing you something to remember. Apparently that doesn't mean giving them a bite mark.
- To all men who read poetry; I bet if women had dicks, they'd shove them in your mouths to shut you the fuck up.
- I always wonder if doctors could read their own tweets.
- Men say women should come with instructions.. what's the point of that? Have you ever seen a man actually read the instructions?
- I read the newspaper every day just to see if there's anyone I know in the obituaries or the underwear ads.
- Never lend a book to someone who don't know how to read, never give your heart to someone that don't know how to love.
- Im pretty sure the best thing about twitter is the ability to read other peoples fights.
- My superpower is not puking on my lappy when I read your inspirational tweet.
- Do you know why God didnt give us the gift to read others minds? So that we could have the chance to TRUST and the…
- I hate it when my wife asks me how my day was, because it's like, doesn't she read my tweets?
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY! (Please only read this on your birthday. Thanks.)
- Just read on the back of my baby's shampoo that it says to Keep away from children and now I'm so fucking confused.
- Whenever I'm feeling happy, I log on twitter and read your inspirational tweets.
- Try to read my mind and you'll find all the pages are sticky.
- I often wonder how my tweets are going to sound when read aloud at my future divorce hearing.
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