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Anthony Jeselnik has 30 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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I've got a long history of suicid in my family; the good news is it skips a generation, so, if I'm lucky,…
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This past Christmas, I told my girlfriend for months in advance that all I wanted was an Xbox. That's it. Beginning and…
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My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person... so I can get a better girlfriend.
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Mike Tyson, what can I say about you that hasn’t already been the title of a Richard Pryor album?
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Charlie Sheen called his boss on 'Two and a Half Men' a 'Jew ki**' and expected to go back to work. That’s crazy.…
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God, that Anthony Jeselnik Show sounds really funny.
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My girlfriend is upset about her new haircut. I don't understand why she's crying. I'm the one who has to get a…
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Katey Sagal, you are an incredible actress. You worked on ‘Married with Children,’ the show that changed comedy, ‘Sons of Anarchy,’ the…
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You know how everybody has that one weird creepy uncle? Well, Seth Green looks like he got raped by all of them.
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Ellen Barkin, your upcoming TV show ‘The New Normal’ premiers on September 11th. September 11th, that sounds about right. Every clip I’ve…
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Wayne Brady, I don’t understand why people keep joking that you’re not black. Wayne Brady, you are BLACK. After all, I only…
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The world is full of horrible things...
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I'd much rather see Richard Pryor or Jackie Mason in a theater than in a club.
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At the end of the day, I want to be part of the same conversation as Chris Rock, Eddie Murphy, Dave Chappelle,…
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Aaron Pryor wants to get into the ring with me. He wants to be able to retire, and he will. For health…
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I love Richard Pryor. I love him to death.
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So I started to relax and would work on my act eight hours a day, sitting at a desk writing at my…
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Mike Tyson, what can I say about you that hasn’t already been the title of a Richard Pryor album?
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People like to compare something to something that they know. Even with Chris Rock, they say he's like Richard Pryor or Eddie…
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I think seeing Pryor's first movie, Live In Concert, when I was in high school changed my life. Pryor really put the…
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When I was a bit older I had all of the George Carlin records, all of the Steve Martin records, all of…
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Becoming Richard Pryor is a compulsively readable book that sets a new gold standard for American biography. Scott Scaul’s research is extraordinary;…
— Debby Applegate
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People walked out on Richard Pryor and he's the funniest man alive.
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