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Program Quotes by Dave Barry
- But that's kind of an easy stance to be if you're a humor columnist, because you're tending to make fun of the government and the…
- Software: These programs give instruction to the CPU, which processes billions of tiny facts called bytes, and within a fraction of a second it sends…
- Your federal government needs your money so that it can perform vital services for you that you would not think up yourself in a million…
- Spreadsheet: a kind of program that lets you sit at your desk and ask all kinds of neat "what if?" questions and generate thousands of…
- A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages
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