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If I were asked to name one aspect of tennis that is the biggest weakness of players of all levels, I would probably say concentration.… — Unknown Author
I've probably given myself enough time to prepare for this meet and we're all different athletes so I can't take their results as what's going… — Libby Trickett
I think now I'll probably take a few days off and enjoy the competition and then sit down with a few people and work out… — Ian Thorpe
Agreeing to draws in the middlegame, equal or otherwise, deprives you of the opportunity to practice playing endgames, and the endgame is probably where you… — Pal Benko
Just because swans mate for life, I don't think its that big a deal. First of all, if you're a swan, you're probably not going… — Jack Handey
No matter what you might be going through right now, God has blessed you far more than you probably imagine-not just with material goods, but… — Billy Graham
The individual who is mistake-free is also probably sitting around doing nothing. And that is a very big mistake. — John Wooden
Artists raise their kids differently. We communicate to the point where we probably annoy our children. We have art around the house, we have books,… — Angelina Jolie
If you go flying back through time, and you see somebody else flying forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid eye contact. — Jack Handey
Most of the time it was probably real bad being stuck down in a dungeon. But some days, when there was a bad storm outside,… — Jack Handey
If you're a boxing referee, it's probably illegal to wear a bow tie that spins or changes colors. — Jack Handey
It's interesting to think that my ancestors used to live in the trees, like apes, until finally they got the nerve to head out onto… — Jack Handey
It's probably not a good idea to be chewing on a toothpick if you're talking to the president, because what if he tells a funny… — Jack Handey
Too bad there's not such a thing as a GOLDEN skunk, because you'd probably be PROUD to be sprayed by one. — Jack Handey
I think there probably should be a rule that if you're talking about how many loaves of bread a bullet will go through, it's understood… — Jack Handey
If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep the students from just trying to yodel right off. You see,… — Jack Handey
You know what's probably a good thing to hang on your porch in the summertime, to keep mosquitoes away from you and your guests? Just… — Jack Handey
Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick. — Jack Handey
When you first start wearing a turban, probably the most common mistake is wrapping it too tight. You have to allow the head to breathe. — Jack Handey
During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes was not putting on your armor because you were "just going down to the corner." — Jack Handey
If I was being executed by injection, I'd clean up my cell real neat. Then, when they came to get me, I'd say, "Injection? I… — Jack Handey
If you're a blacksmith, probably the proudest day of your life is when you get your first anvil. How innocent you are, little blacksmith. — Jack Handey
I'm just guessing, but probably one of the early signs that your radarscope is wearing out is something I call "image fuzz-out." But I've never… — Jack Handey
If the Vikings were around today, they would probably be amazed at how much glow-in-the-dark stuff we have, and how we take so much of… — Jack Handey
If you're ever stuck in some thick undergrowth in your underwear, don't stop and start thinking of what other words have "under" in them, because… — Jack Handey

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