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Probably Quotes by Terry Pratchett
- Gnomes live ten times faster than humans. They're harder to see than a high-speed mouse. That's one reason why most humans hardly ever see them.…
- The most watched programme on the BBC, after the news, is probably 'Doctor Who.' What has happened is that science fiction has been subsumed into…
- Divers alarums and excursions', she read, uncertainly. 'That means lots of terrible happenings, said Magrat. 'You always put that in plays.' Alarums and what?', said…
- Albert grunted. "Do you know what happens to lads who ask too many questions?" Mort thought for a moment. "No," he said eventually, "what?" There…
- Verence would rather cut his own leg off than put a witch in prison, since it'd save trouble in the long run and probably be…
- Someone got killed up here.... It was outside. A tall man. He had one leg longer’n the other. And a beard. He was probably a…
- HOROSCOPE: Today is a good time for making new friends. A good deed may have unforeseen consequences. Don’t upset any druids. You will soon be…
- Probably the last man who knew how it worked had been tortured to death years before. Or as soon as it was installed. Killing the…
- He helped the Librarian up. There was a red glow in the ape's eyes. It had tried to steal his books. This was probably the…
- She had heard it said that, before you could understand anybody, you needed to walk a mile in their shoes, which did not make a…
- Wizards don't believe in gods in the same way that most people don't find it necessary to believe in, say, tables. They know they're there,…
- It is important that we know where we come from, because if you do not know where you come from, then you don't know where…
- The elevator shaft was a kind of heat sink. Hot food was cold by the time it arrived. Cold food got colder. No one knew…
- He's probably their battle poet, too." "You mean he makes up heroic songs about famous battles?" "No, no. He recites poems that frighten the enemy....When…
- Would a minute have mattered? No, probably not, although his young son appeared to have a very accurate internal clock. Possibly even 2 minutes would…
- If there were such a thing as an inter-city thieving contest, Ankh-Morpork would bring home the trophy and probably everyone’s wallets.
- She wore so much thick white makeup in order to conceal her naturally rosy complexion that if she turned around suddenly her face would probably…
- Unseen University had never admitted women, muttering something about problems with the plumbing, but the real reason was an unspoken dread that if women were…
- It was written in some holy book, apparently, so that made it okay, and probably compulsory.
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