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6646 Probably quotes by 4230 unique authors

Probably to a shark, about the funniest thing there is is a wounded seal, trying to swim to shore, because WHERE DOES HE THINK HE'S… — Jack Handey
I can see why it would be prohibited to throw most things off the top of the Empire State Building, but what's wrong with little… — Jack Handey
I think one way police departments could make some money would be to hold a yard sale of murder weapons. Many people, for example, could… — Jack Handey
At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays.… — Jack Handey
I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled-up tobacco leaves. — Jack Handey
If Alien was my friend, I'd like to be with him when he went to the dentist. When they started drilling, he'd probably go nuts… — Jack Handey
Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth… — Jack Handey
If you must use more than ten slides to explain your business, you probably don't have a business. — Guy Kawasaki
The truth about myself? I'm obstinate, self-assured, ambitious and sloppy. I think I lead a quite normal life, certainly with five hours of trainig per… — Unknown Author
Owning a racehorse is probably the most expensive way of getting on to a racecourse for nothing. — Clement Freud
I was young and fearless in those days, but always enjoyed riding at Cartmel. They used to call me 'Cartmellor', probably because I kept coming… — Unknown Author
If I didn't play tennis I probably would have to see a psychiatrist. — Arthur Ashe
The auditorium, named after a dead Queens politician is windowless in honor of the secrecy in which he lived and, probably, the bank vaults he… — Jimmy Breslin
Anti-Semitic publications have existed in Germany for centuries. A book I had, written by Dr. Martin Luther, was, for instance, confiscated. Dr. Martin Luther would… — Julius Streicher
I went to work at seven in the morning. Around noon time we got the watery soup. And we worked until seven or eight or… — Unknown Author
Autobiography is probably the most respectable form of lying. — Humphrey Carpenter
I think writing about unhappiness is probably the source of my popularity, if I have any - after all, most people are unhappy, don't you… — Philip Larkin
The man who believes he can do it is probably right, and so is the man who believes he can't. — Laurence J. Peter
As a producer, I probably am a little stronger than most, since I was a director originally. — Roger Corman
The Tantric way is open to all the richness of human nature, which it accepts without a single restriction. It is probably the only spiritual… — Daniel Odier
It was my dream, and probably the dream of every one of us, to bring about a revision of the Versailles Treaty by peaceful means,… — Hans Frank
It's probably a twelve-day. He needs two days to wake up. — Michael Jordan
Advertising has always been the Peck's Bad Boy of American business urging us to buy things we probably don't need and often can't afford. — Andrew Hacker
It is said, that no one is a hero to their butler. The reason is, that it requires a hero to recognize a hero. The… — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
I feel so alone sometimes. The night is quiet for me. I'd love to be able to sleep. I'll probably not rest. I have no… — Elvis Presley

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