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Pretend Quotes by Stephen Colbert
- Remember, you cannot be both young and wise. Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly cynics.
- Remember, you cannot be both young and wise. Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly just cynics.…
- If this is going to be a Christian nation that doesn't help the poor, either we have to pretend that Jesus was just as selfish…
More Pretend Quotes
- Sometimes you just have to pretend that you are happy just to stop everyone from asking what happened. — Nishan Panwar
- I cannot pretend to be impartial about the colours. I rejoice with the brilliant ones, and am genuinely sorry for the poor… — Winston Churchill
- The Left Elite only pretend to be concerned about what's best for everyone else because it is the most effective way to… — Tammy Bruce
- Aging is not 'lost youth,' but a new stage of opportunity and strength. It's a different stage of life, and if you… — Betty Friedan
- Women are very intelligent and not appreciated. We try to pretend that we are not clever, and it's such a pity that… — Yoko Ono
- Its so annoying when you're fed up with someones shit but you dont want to start something so you have to pretend… — Nikhil Saluja
- Even the people who have had success and made money writing these books of fiction seem to feel the need to pretend… — George Murray
- Pretend that every single person you meet has a sign around his or her neck that says, 'Make me feel important.' Not… — Mary Kay Ash