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Pot Quotes by Bill Maher
- Selling pot allowed me to get through college and make enough money to start off in comedy.
- New Rule: If an Evangelical tries to use Halloween to pimp Jesus to kids, they get to egg his house. On Halloween, the president of…
- A new biography came out that says that in high school Obama was a huge pothead … Mitt Romney had to respond to this and…
More Pot Quotes
- Just keep stirring the pot, you never know what will come up. — Lee Atwater
- In Mexico we have a trick - add a crystal of salt to the kettle and the tea tastes better, almost English.… — Gael Garcia Bernal
- What you're going to be eating in the next year is decided by chefs. If the consensus is that pot-bellies are in… — Anthony Bourdain
- My sisters like cooking at my place. It has a bit more room, and the food tastes a little bit better. A… — Tom Brady
- Leroy bet me I couldn't find a pot of gold at the end, and I told him that was a stupid bet… — Rita Mae Brown
- When I play poker, I don't like losing the pot. — Drew Carey
- We become not a melting pot but a beautiful mosaic. Different people, different beliefs, different yearnings, different hopes, different dreams. — Jimmy Carter
- I don't smoke pot. I never liked it. — Kirstie Alley