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Pot Quotes by Afroman
- I was gonna clean my room, until I got high. I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I got high. My…
- I was gonna go to class, before I got high. I coulda cheated and I coulda passed, but I got high. I am taking it…
- I was gonna go to work, but then I got high. I just got a new promotion, but I got high. Now I'm selling dope...…
- I was gonna go to court, before I got high. I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high. They took my…
- I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high. I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was high. Now I…
- I was gonna pay my car note, until I got high. I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat, but then I got high. Now the…
- I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high. I was gonna eat yo pussy too, but then I got high. Now…
- I messed up my entire life, because I got high. I lost my kids and wife, because I got high. Now I'm sleeping on the…
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