"I was gonna clean my room, until I……" — Afroman

More Broom Quotes

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• Indeed, most magicians catch the bug as kids. My first audience was my family in Long Island. My first 'assistant'… — Criss Angel
• Belief? What do I believe in? I believe in sun. In rock. In the dogma of the sun and the… — Edward Abbey
• When I was a teenager, I was so dumb my mamma knocked me off the porch with a broom. You… — Deacon Jones
• The person who sweeps the floor should choose the broom. — Howard Behar
• Basic principles: no matter what, no matter when, no matter who... any man has a chance to sweep any woman… — Will Smith
• The only man who makes money following the races is one who does it with a broom and shovel. — Elbert Hubbard
• Sleep in my arms. Like a baby bird. Like a broom among brooms... in a broom closet. Like a tiny… — Milan Kundera
• Before getting to my mother's house, I would always think of her on the porch or even on the street,… — Reinaldo Arenas
• If you covered a broom handle with oil and shoved it up my arse, then put me on a trampoline,… — Dylan Moran
• A broom is drearily sweeping up the broken pieces of yesterday's life. — Jimi Hendrix
• She comes by night, in fearsome flight, in garments black as pitch, the queen of doom upon her broom, the… — Jack Prelutsky
• We cannot get from anyone else the things we need to fill the endless terrible need, not to be dissolved,… — Ellen Gilchrist

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