Pothead Quotes
54 Pothead quotes by 34 unique authors
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Reefer makes darkies think they're as good as white men.
— Harry J. Anslinger
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Jesus was a pothead- long hair, beard, sandals, carpenter- do the math it all adds up. Living with twelve guys with no visible means of…
— Ralphie May
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They've outlawed the number one vegetable on the planet.
— Timothy Leary
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I'm not a great pothead or anything like that... but weed is much, much less dangerous than alcohol.
— Johnny Depp
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I hope the fans will take up meditation instead of drugs.
— Ringo Starr
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A new biography came out that says that in high school Obama was a huge pothead … Mitt Romney had to respond to this and…
— Bill Maher
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Myself, I'm a pothead. It's no secret. Everyone knows that. I go on the road and forget everything else
— Method Man
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Marihuana influences Negroes to look at white people in the eye, step on white men's shadows and look at a white woman twice.
— Harry J. Anslinger
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Permanent brain damage is one of the inevitable results of the use of marijuana.
— Ronald Reagan
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Struggle is the enemy, but weed is the remedy.
— Kid Cudi
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Grow some more weed and get medicated, everyday is a holiday so we celebrate it.
— Wiz Khalifa
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When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.
— Jimi Hendrix
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You're only as young as the last time you changed your mind.
— Timothy Leary
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One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.
— Bob Marley
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Buy the ticket, take the ride.
— Hunter S. Thompson
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I be getting high just to balance out the lows.
— Drake
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I never did smoke that much pot; never was a big pothead.
— Tommy Chong
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Rise and shine potheads, Mary Jane isnt going to hit herself.
— Unknown Author
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After years of research in multiple locations with pot smokers of various ages, I've concluded that: 1. Some pot smokers are smart. 2. Some pot…
— Unknown Author
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Make me excited. I'm an inbred and a pothead, two legs that you spread.
— Red Hot Chili Peppers
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They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You…
— Bill Hicks
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If you ain't got a good job and you ain't smokin' weed, then I dont know what the fuck you are doin' wit your life.
— Katt Williams
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I was gonna clean my room, until I got high. I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I got high. My…
— Afroman
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I was gonna go to class, before I got high. I coulda cheated and I coulda passed, but I got high. I am taking it…
— Afroman
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I was gonna go to work, but then I got high. I just got a new promotion, but I got high. Now I'm selling dope...…
— Afroman
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