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Pothead Quotes by Afroman
- I was gonna clean my room, until I got high. I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I got high. My…
- I was gonna go to class, before I got high. I coulda cheated and I coulda passed, but I got high. I am taking it…
- I was gonna go to work, but then I got high. I just got a new promotion, but I got high. Now I'm selling dope...…
- I was gonna go to court, before I got high. I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high. They took my…
- I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high. I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was high. Now I…
- I was gonna pay my car note, until I got high. I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat, but then I got high. Now the…
- I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high. I was gonna eat yo pussy too, but then I got high. Now…
- I messed up my entire life, because I got high. I lost my kids and wife, because I got high. Now I'm sleeping on the…
More Pothead Quotes
- Reefer makes darkies think they're as good as white men. — Harry J. Anslinger
- Jesus was a pothead- long hair, beard, sandals, carpenter- do the math it all adds up. Living with twelve guys with no… — Ralphie May
- They've outlawed the number one vegetable on the planet. — Timothy Leary
- I'm not a great pothead or anything like that... but weed is much, much less dangerous than alcohol. — Johnny Depp
- I hope the fans will take up meditation instead of drugs. — Ringo Starr
- A new biography came out that says that in high school Obama was a huge pothead … Mitt Romney had to respond… — Bill Maher
- Myself, I'm a pothead. It's no secret. Everyone knows that. I go on the road and forget everything else — Method Man
- Marihuana influences Negroes to look at white people in the eye, step on white men's shadows and look at a white woman… — Harry J. Anslinger
- Permanent brain damage is one of the inevitable results of the use of marijuana. — Ronald Reagan
- Struggle is the enemy, but weed is the remedy. — Kid Cudi
- Grow some more weed and get medicated, everyday is a holiday so we celebrate it. — Wiz Khalifa
- When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. — Jimi Hendrix