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- I was gonna clean my room, until I got high. I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I got high. My…
- I was gonna go to class, before I got high. I coulda cheated and I coulda passed, but I got high. I am taking it…
- I was gonna go to work, but then I got high. I just got a new promotion, but I got high. Now I'm selling dope...…
- I was gonna go to court, before I got high. I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high. They took my…
- I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high. I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was high. Now I…
- I was gonna pay my car note, until I got high. I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat, but then I got high. Now the…
- I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high. I was gonna eat yo pussy too, but then I got high. Now…
- I messed up my entire life, because I got high. I lost my kids and wife, because I got high. Now I'm sleeping on the…
- As the marijuana burn we can take our turn Singin' them dirty rap songs
More Marijuana Quotes
- Revenge is a kind of wild justice, which the more a man's nature runs to, the more ought law to weed it… — Francis Bacon
- Unintelligent persons are like weeds that thrive in good ground; they love to be amused in proportion to the degree in which… — Honore de Balzac
- Ignorance is an evil weed, which dictators may cultivate among their dupes, but which no democracy can afford among its citizens. — William Beveridge
- According to the Small Business Administration, more than 70 percent of all family businesses do not survive through the second generation, and… — Christopher Bond
- Coffee and smoking are the last great addictions. — Lara Flynn Boyle
- Even if one takes every reefer madness allegation of the prohibitionists at face value, marijuana prohibition has done far more harm to… — William F. Buckley, Jr.
- Slavery is a weed that grows on every soil. — Edmund Burke
- The true face of smoking is disease, death and horror - not the glamour and sophistication the pushers in the tobacco industry… — David Byrne
- I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he… — Johnny Carson
- The awareness that health is dependent upon habits that we control makes us the first generation in history that to a large… — Jimmy Carter
- Education is simply the soul of a society as it passes from one generation to another. — Gilbert K. Chesterton
- I now have absolute proof that smoking even one marijuana cigarette is equal in brain damage to being on Bikini Island during… — Ronald Reagan