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Stoner Quotes by Afroman
- I was gonna clean my room, until I got high. I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I got high. My…
- I was gonna go to class, before I got high. I coulda cheated and I coulda passed, but I got high. I am taking it…
- I was gonna go to work, but then I got high. I just got a new promotion, but I got high. Now I'm selling dope...…
- I was gonna go to court, before I got high. I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high. They took my…
- I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high. I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was high. Now I…
- I was gonna pay my car note, until I got high. I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat, but then I got high. Now the…
- I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high. I was gonna eat yo pussy too, but then I got high. Now…
- I messed up my entire life, because I got high. I lost my kids and wife, because I got high. Now I'm sleeping on the…
More Stoner Quotes
- When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point. — Barack Obama
- It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics dope and all of that stuff. It is a thousand times better… — Louis Armstrong
- Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison. — Unknown Author
- Just hit the blunt one time and see if it don't change your perception on whats important in your life. — Katt Williams
- You can stump any stoner with one question: What were we just talking about? — Unknown Author
- I love stoner comedies. I smoked weed in college, but I haven't smoked in years. — Natalie Portman
- They've outlawed the number one vegetable on the planet. — Timothy Leary
- You know you're a stoner when your friends make you a Bob Marley cake. — Miley Cyrus
- Struggle is the enemy, but weed is the remedy. — Kid Cudi
- Breakin down the weed about to make a plane, a hundred niggas wit me all reppin taylor gang. — Wiz Khalifa
- It will be difficult to return to racing this weekend after Marco's terrible accident in Sepang but I think it is the… — Casey Stoner
- Instead of taking five or six of the prescriptions, I decided to go a natural route and smoke marijuana. — Melissa Etheridge