Stoner Quotes
96 quotes by 55 authors
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When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point.
— Barack Obama
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It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics dope and all of that stuff. It is a thousand times better than whiskey. It…
— Louis Armstrong
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Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison.
— John Hardwick
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Just hit the blunt one time and see if it don't change your perception on whats important in your life.
— Katt Williams
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You can stump any stoner with one question: What were we just talking about?
— Jim Breuer
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I love stoner comedies. I smoked weed in college, but I haven't smoked in years.
— Natalie Portman
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They've outlawed the number one vegetable on the planet.
— Timothy Leary
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You know you're a stoner when your friends make you a Bob Marley cake.
— Miley Cyrus
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Struggle is the enemy, but weed is the remedy.
— Kid Cudi
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Breakin down the weed about to make a plane, a hundred niggas wit me all reppin taylor gang.
— Wiz Khalifa
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It will be difficult to return to racing this weekend after Marco's terrible accident in Sepang but I think it is the best thing we…
— Casey Stoner
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Instead of taking five or six of the prescriptions, I decided to go a natural route and smoke marijuana.
— Melissa Etheridge
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If you substitute marijuana for tobacco and alcohol, you'll add eight to 24 years to your life.
— Jack Herer
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My advice to people today is as follows: if you take the game of life seriously, if you take your nervous system seriously, if you…
— Timothy Leary
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We are dealing with the best-educated generation in history. But they've got a brain dressed up with nowhere to go.
— Timothy Leary
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If you don't like what you're doing, you can always pick up your needle and move to another groove.
— Timothy Leary
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In the information age, you don't teach philosophy as they did after feudalism. You perform it. If Aristotle were alive today he'd have a talk…
— Timothy Leary
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You're only as young as the last time you changed your mind.
— Timothy Leary
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Learning how to operate a soul figures to take time.
— Timothy Leary
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When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.
— Bob Marley
Who Wrote These Stoner Quotes
55 authors contributed a total of 96 Stoner Quotes, led by these top contributors: