Stoner Quotes

96 quotes by 55 authors

When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point. — Barack Obama
It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics dope and all of that stuff. It is a thousand times better than whiskey. It… — Louis Armstrong
Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison. — John Hardwick
Just hit the blunt one time and see if it don't change your perception on whats important in your life. — Katt Williams
You can stump any stoner with one question: What were we just talking about? — Jim Breuer
I love stoner comedies. I smoked weed in college, but I haven't smoked in years. — Natalie Portman
They've outlawed the number one vegetable on the planet. — Timothy Leary
You know you're a stoner when your friends make you a Bob Marley cake. — Miley Cyrus
Struggle is the enemy, but weed is the remedy. — Kid Cudi
Breakin down the weed about to make a plane, a hundred niggas wit me all reppin taylor gang. — Wiz Khalifa
It will be difficult to return to racing this weekend after Marco's terrible accident in Sepang but I think it is the best thing we… — Casey Stoner
Instead of taking five or six of the prescriptions, I decided to go a natural route and smoke marijuana. — Melissa Etheridge
If you substitute marijuana for tobacco and alcohol, you'll add eight to 24 years to your life. — Jack Herer
My advice to people today is as follows: if you take the game of life seriously, if you take your nervous system seriously, if you… — Timothy Leary
We are dealing with the best-educated generation in history. But they've got a brain dressed up with nowhere to go. — Timothy Leary
If you don't like what you're doing, you can always pick up your needle and move to another groove. — Timothy Leary
In the information age, you don't teach philosophy as they did after feudalism. You perform it. If Aristotle were alive today he'd have a talk… — Timothy Leary
You're only as young as the last time you changed your mind. — Timothy Leary
Learning how to operate a soul figures to take time. — Timothy Leary
When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself. — Bob Marley

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