Stoner Quotes

96 Stoner quotes by 43 unique authors

When I need to free my mind I can find, satisfaction in a bag of weed. Everything I need, leave it to the trees. — Bone Thugs N Harmony
Only once the drugs are done, that I feel like dying. — Lil Wayne
To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a mistake. — Bill Hicks
I think of going to the grave without having a psychedelic experience like going to the grave without ever having sex. It means that you… — Terence Mckenna
'Your stoner friends are usually the best of friends.' :D — Unknown Author
Shades on, Polo white T. Me leaving here alone? Thats unlikely. Not a stoner bitch, but she like me. Tryna get that final cut like… — Wiz Khalifa
I love weed, LOVE IT! Probably always will! But not as much as I love p*ssy! The end. -Thurgood Jenkins — Half Baked
Happy 420, dont hate the smokers, live your life & dont judge others. You probably do things that they dont like too. Remember that. — Andy Warhol
Weed is from the earth. God put this here for me and you. Take advantage man, take advantage. -Smokey — Friday
I got papers, blunts, bongs, all the ingredients to make a high n*gga pie! -Shorty — Scary Movie
I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got no job...and you… — Friday
Hello. I am a lonely stoner. I blaze up when im alone, because I dont go out much. I started smoking because I have nothing… — Unknown Author
Keep calm and pass the weed on. — Ashley Rosales
Sometimes I think it's my only friend now.. — Bailey Heideman
Me: All my friends are gone.. Weed: I'll be your friend, Bailey. Just smoke me and I'll make all your troubles disappear. Me: Okay, thanks:) — Bailey Heideman
Q: what is the difference between a drunk person and a stoned person at a stop sign? A: the drunk person runs it and the… — Unknown Author
I go to a school where the students are higher than their grades. — Alisa Gattus
Stoner live stoner die but in the end we all get high, soi when in life you don't succedd fuck it all and smoke some… — Unknown Author
You do one stoner movie trilogy & every time you need eye drops people look at you with amused suspicion... — Kal Penn
If youre high on life already...just imagine how great youd feel after smoking a joint. — Teia Baxter
I thought I couldn't breathe. No I couldn't remember how to breathe. It took everything to move any part of my body. It was so… — Unknown Author

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