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- Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison.
- You can stump any stoner with one question: What were we just talking about?
- Life is like a movie, weed takes you behind the scenes
- @LonerStoner.~ Rate:10 Tbh:Yur chill a'f, yur a stoner like me, idk u that much fun to talk to,fuckin crazy
- Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in life are worth endlessly repeating.
- Being high is one of the most pleasant sensations available to mankind. Every day is Saturday. It is to be like a child; to perceive…
- Marijuana saved my life. I have no doubts about it and you dont need to show me any data.
- 'Your stoner friends are usually the best of friends.' :D
- Hello. I am a lonely stoner. I blaze up when im alone, because I dont go out much. I started smoking because I have nothing…
- Q: what is the difference between a drunk person and a stoned person at a stop sign? A: the drunk person runs it and the…
- Stoner live stoner die but in the end we all get high, soi when in life you don't succedd fuck it all and smoke some…
- I thought I couldn't breathe. No I couldn't remember how to breathe. It took everything to move any part of my body. It was so…
More Stoner Quotes
- When I was a kid I inhaled frequently. That was the point. — Barack Obama
- It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics dope and all of that stuff. It is a thousand times better… — Louis Armstrong
- Don't do drugs because if you do drugs you'll go to prison, and drugs are really expensive in prison. — Unknown Author
- Just hit the blunt one time and see if it don't change your perception on whats important in your life. — Katt Williams
- You can stump any stoner with one question: What were we just talking about? — Unknown Author
- I love stoner comedies. I smoked weed in college, but I haven't smoked in years. — Natalie Portman
- They've outlawed the number one vegetable on the planet. — Timothy Leary
- You know you're a stoner when your friends make you a Bob Marley cake. — Miley Cyrus