Stoner Quotes

96 Stoner quotes by 43 unique authors

If my poetry aims to achieve anything, it's to deliver people from the limited ways in which they see and feel. — Jim Morrison
The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have… — Hunter S. Thompson
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. — Hunter S. Thompson
America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing… — Hunter S. Thompson
You can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug, especially when its waving a razor sharp hunting knife… — Hunter S. Thompson
There is nothing more helpless and irresponsible than a man in the depths of an ether binge. — Hunter S. Thompson
The TV business is uglier than most things. It is normally perceived as some kind of cruel and shallow money trench through the heart of… — Hunter S. Thompson
I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. — Hunter S. Thompson
Time to live, time to lie, time to laugh, and time to die. Take it easy baby. Take it as it comes. — Jim Morrison
Dude, this is a stoner conversation and we're not even high — Libba Bray
As Alaska zipped through something obvious about linear equations, stoner/baller Hank Walsten said, "Wait, wait. I don't get it." "That's because you have eight functioning… — John Green
In his forty-third year William Stoner learned what others, much younger, had learned before him: that the person one loves at first is not the… — John Edward Williams
In his extreme youth Stoner had thought of love as an absolute state of being to which, if one were lucky, one might find access;… — John Edward Williams
Sketchy: I'm no stranger to stoner logic. — Joss Whedon
I wouldn't mind dying in a plane crash. It'd be a good way to go. I don't want to die in my sleep, or of… — Jim Morrison
I be getting high just to balance out the lows. — Drake
I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me. — Hunter S. Thompson
I'm sorry... I cant get back to you right now, am currently stoned out. — Aruho Marvin
This the shit that I live for....With the people I'd die for.... — The Weeknd
Im Not A Fool .... I Just Love That You're Dead Inside ... — The Weeknd
Act like barbie, smoke like marley. — Blondie:)
Stoner?I prefer the termCannabis Enthusiast'. — Thulani
Life is like a movie, weed takes you behind the scenes — Unknown Author
@LonerStoner.~ Rate:10 Tbh:Yur chill a'f, yur a stoner like me, idk u that much fun to talk to,fuckin crazy — Unknown Author
Is marijuana addictive? Yes, in the sense that most of the really pleasant things in life are worth endlessly repeating. — Unknown Author

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43 authors contributed a total of 96 Stoner Quotes, led by these top contributors: