"As Alaska zipped through something obvious about linear……" — John Green

"As Alaska zipped through something obvious about linear equations, stoner/baller Hank Walsten said, "Wait, wait. I don't get it." "That's because you have eight functioning brain cells." "Studies show that Marijuana is better for your health than those cigarettes," Hank said. Alaska swallowed a mouthful of fries, took a drag on her cigarette, and blew a smoke at Hank. "I may die young," she said. "But at least I'll die smart. Now, back to tangents."

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A lover always thinks of his mistress first and himself second; with a husband it runs the other way. — Honore de Balzac
But the lover's power is the poet's power. He can make love from all the common strings with which this… — Amelia Barr
It's not like Alaska isn't wilderness - it mostly is. But most Alaskans don't live in the wild. They live… — Tom Bodett
A physicist is just an atom's way of looking at itself. — Niels Bohr
It is ever the invisible that is the object of our profoundest worship. With the lover it is not the… — Christian Nestell Bovee
For sheer majestic geography and sublime scale, nothing beats Alaska and the Yukon. For culture, Japan. And for all-around affection,… — Sam Abell
There was really no friendship in modeling, though a certain amount of warmth comes from running into models you know… — Carol Alt
Ecologically speaking, a spilt tanker load is like sticking a safety pin into an elephant's foot. The planet barely notices.… — Jeremy Clarkson
Of *course* he needs to renegotiate his salary - the guy buys more snow than Seward did when he bought… — Dennis Miller
The Arctic has a call that is compelling. The distant mountains [of the Brooks Range in Alaska] make one want… — William O. Douglas
We'd find more energy in the attics of American homes (through energy conservation measures) than in all the oil buried… — Amory Lovins
An environmental revolution is taking shape in the United States. This revolution has touched communities of color from New York… — Robert D Bullard

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