Stoners Quotes

20 quotes by 18 authors

You can stump any stoner with one question: What were we just talking about? — Jim Breuer
I love stoner comedies. I smoked weed in college, but I haven't smoked in years. — Natalie Portman
You know you're a stoner when your friends make you a Bob Marley cake. — Miley Cyrus
My coolest job was when I was 12 and I was a dishwasher at the Three Pigs Bar-B-Que for $2.50 an hour. All the fleabags… — Jared Leto
I can relate to anyone. I can hang out with stoners, skaters, surfers, stockbrokers, lawyers, athletes, rappers. I feel I can hang out with any… — Barry Zito
Super silver, Hawaiian haze Sativa, indica, Solomon's grave Genesis, chapter one verse twelve ways Marijuana, hashish, everybody blaze Fuels and fibers, energy saved When the… — Aceyalone
[Jews are] murderers of the Lord, assassins of the prophets, rebels against God, God haters,... advocates of the devil, race of vipers, slanderers, calumniators, dark-minded… — Gregory of Nyssa
It will be difficult to return to racing this weekend after Marco's terrible accident in Sepang but I think it is the best thing we… — Casey Stoner
Like a brain surgeon who drinks a martini when he's not on call, the successful kids in your school may smoke pot on occasion, but… — Bill O'Reilly
Dude, this is a stoner conversation and we're not even high — Libba Bray
As Alaska zipped through something obvious about linear equations, stoner/baller Hank Walsten said, "Wait, wait. I don't get it." "That's because you have eight functioning… — John Green
In his forty-third year William Stoner learned what others, much younger, had learned before him: that the person one loves at first is not the… — John Edward Williams
In his extreme youth Stoner had thought of love as an absolute state of being to which, if one were lucky, one might find access;… — John Edward Williams
Sketchy: I'm no stranger to stoner logic. — Joss Whedon
We will all die eventually — Anonumys
Scene Kids, Meat Heads, Alchi's Stoners. — Hollywood Undead
Stoners live and stoners die but in the end we all get high so if in life you dont succeed fuck that shit and smoke… — 420 Smoke Fest
Stoners live, Stoners Die, Fuck the world, Lets get high, Pot's a plant, It grows in the ground, If God didn't like it, It wouldn't… — Jessica-Rose
Stoners live and stoners die, in the end we all get high. If in life you dont succeed, F the world and smoke some weed.… — Teia Baxter
If youre high on life already...just imagine how great youd feel after smoking a joint. — Teia Baxter

Who Wrote These Stoners Quotes

18 authors contributed a total of 20 Stoners Quotes as follows: