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- You can stump any stoner with one question: What were we just talking about? — Unknown Author
- I love stoner comedies. I smoked weed in college, but I haven't smoked in years. — Natalie Portman
- You know you're a stoner when your friends make you a Bob Marley cake. — Miley Cyrus
- My coolest job was when I was 12 and I was a dishwasher at the Three Pigs Bar-B-Que for $2.50 an hour.… — Jared Leto
- I can relate to anyone. I can hang out with stoners, skaters, surfers, stockbrokers, lawyers, athletes, rappers. I feel I can hang… — Barry Zito
- Super silver, Hawaiian haze Sativa, indica, Solomon's grave Genesis, chapter one verse twelve ways Marijuana, hashish, everybody blaze Fuels and fibers, energy… — Aceyalone
- [Jews are] murderers of the Lord, assassins of the prophets, rebels against God, God haters,... advocates of the devil, race of vipers,… — Gregory of Nyssa
- It will be difficult to return to racing this weekend after Marco's terrible accident in Sepang but I think it is the… — Casey Stoner
- Like a brain surgeon who drinks a martini when he's not on call, the successful kids in your school may smoke pot… — Bill O'Reilly
- Dude, this is a stoner conversation and we're not even high — Libba Bray
- As Alaska zipped through something obvious about linear equations, stoner/baller Hank Walsten said, "Wait, wait. I don't get it." "That's because you… — John Green
- In his forty-third year William Stoner learned what others, much younger, had learned before him: that the person one loves at first… — John Edward Williams