Stoner Quotes
96 Stoner quotes by 43 unique authors
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I like any reaction I can get with my music. Just anything to get people to think. I mean if you can get a whole…
— Jim Morrison
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Catch me smoking weed where the Wild things are.
— Mac Miller
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Puff puff pass wit cha b*tch ass, Back in High School smoke week when I cut class, And now I'm an addict.
— Kid Cudi
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I'm a stoner and I'm chillin with two bitches like Jack, I pimps and I mac drive a Benz and a 'lac,
— Mac Dre
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And I be rockin all type of colors, My swag is like a sauna (er), I be dressin like a hippie, You could swear I…
— Roscoe Dash
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Let ya hair blow in the breeze roll some bomb ass weed.
— Wiz Khalifa
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I dont smoke weed anymore. Ill leave it to the kids. Im 27 with a business to run and I need to be alert and…
— Kid Cudi
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Discussin' life and all our common goals, smart kids that smoke weed, honor roll.
— Drake
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They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You…
— Bill Hicks
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If you ain't got a good job and you ain't smokin' weed, then I dont know what the fuck you are doin' wit your life.
— Katt Williams
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Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself, and where they are…
— Jimmy Carter
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Being high is one of the most pleasant sensations available to mankind. Every day is Saturday. It is to be like a child; to perceive…
— Unknown Author
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Marijuana is not a drug!!! I used to suck dick for coke! You ever suck DICK for marijuana?
— Bob Saget
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Marijuana saved my life. I have no doubts about it and you dont need to show me any data.
— Unknown Author
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I was gonna clean my room, until I got high. I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I got high. My…
— Afroman
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I was gonna go to class, before I got high. I coulda cheated and I coulda passed, but I got high. I am taking it…
— Afroman
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I was gonna go to work, but then I got high. I just got a new promotion, but I got high. Now I'm selling dope...…
— Afroman
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I was gonna go to court, before I got high. I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high. They took my…
— Afroman
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I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high. I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was high. Now I…
— Afroman
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I was gonna pay my car note, until I got high. I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat, but then I got high. Now the…
— Afroman
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I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high. I was gonna eat yo pussy too, but then I got high. Now…
— Afroman
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I messed up my entire life, because I got high. I lost my kids and wife, because I got high. Now I'm sleeping on the…
— Afroman
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If everybody smoked a blunt, relieve the mind, the world could be a better place.
— Bone Thugs N Harmony
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If I ain't there when you blaze a blunt nigga huh, please think of me.
— Bone Thugs N Harmony
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You know that weed can really ease your mind. Every time I smoke good reefer that indo high makes me fly.
— Bone Thugs N Harmony
Who Wrote These Stoner Quotes
43 authors contributed a total of 96 Stoner Quotes, led by these top contributors: