Stoner Quotes

96 Stoner quotes by 43 unique authors

I like any reaction I can get with my music. Just anything to get people to think. I mean if you can get a whole… — Jim Morrison
Catch me smoking weed where the Wild things are. — Mac Miller
Puff puff pass wit cha b*tch ass, Back in High School smoke week when I cut class, And now I'm an addict. — Kid Cudi
I'm a stoner and I'm chillin with two bitches like Jack, I pimps and I mac drive a Benz and a 'lac, — Mac Dre
And I be rockin all type of colors, My swag is like a sauna (er), I be dressin like a hippie, You could swear I… — Roscoe Dash
Let ya hair blow in the breeze roll some bomb ass weed. — Wiz Khalifa
I dont smoke weed anymore. Ill leave it to the kids. Im 27 with a business to run and I need to be alert and… — Kid Cudi
Discussin' life and all our common goals, smart kids that smoke weed, honor roll. — Drake
They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You… — Bill Hicks
If you ain't got a good job and you ain't smokin' weed, then I dont know what the fuck you are doin' wit your life. — Katt Williams
Penalties against possession of a drug should not be more damaging to an individual than the use of the drug itself, and where they are… — Jimmy Carter
Being high is one of the most pleasant sensations available to mankind. Every day is Saturday. It is to be like a child; to perceive… — Unknown Author
Marijuana is not a drug!!! I used to suck dick for coke! You ever suck DICK for marijuana? — Bob Saget
Marijuana saved my life. I have no doubts about it and you dont need to show me any data. — Unknown Author
I was gonna clean my room, until I got high. I was gonna get up and find the broom, but then I got high. My… — Afroman
I was gonna go to class, before I got high. I coulda cheated and I coulda passed, but I got high. I am taking it… — Afroman
I was gonna go to work, but then I got high. I just got a new promotion, but I got high. Now I'm selling dope...… — Afroman
I was gonna go to court, before I got high. I was gonna pay my child support, but then I got high. They took my… — Afroman
I wasn't gonna run from the cops, but I was high. I was gonna pull right over and stop, but I was high. Now I… — Afroman
I was gonna pay my car note, until I got high. I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat, but then I got high. Now the… — Afroman
I was gonna make love to you, but then I got high. I was gonna eat yo pussy too, but then I got high. Now… — Afroman
I messed up my entire life, because I got high. I lost my kids and wife, because I got high. Now I'm sleeping on the… — Afroman
If everybody smoked a blunt, relieve the mind, the world could be a better place. — Bone Thugs N Harmony
If I ain't there when you blaze a blunt nigga huh, please think of me. — Bone Thugs N Harmony
You know that weed can really ease your mind. Every time I smoke good reefer that indo high makes me fly. — Bone Thugs N Harmony

Who Wrote These Stoner Quotes

43 authors contributed a total of 96 Stoner Quotes, led by these top contributors: